YOUR MUM / YOUR DAD
MULTIVERSE CONTROL PANEL
We took a simple parent detector and irresponsibly upgraded it into a full household incident dashboard. The science is weak. The confidence is unbelievable.
Chaos Level 0
LIVE: Calibrating tea levels, blaming nobody responsibly.
Parent Detection Output
> calibrating nonsense...
Remote Rescue Minigame
Catch the escaped remote before it disappears behind the sofa forever.
Click the arena to miss dramatically. Higher chaos makes the remote harder to catch.
Live Household Feed
Parental Threat Meter
Low. Somebody is still politely asking where the remote went.
Tea Density
12%
Lost Remotes
3
Carrier Bags
14
Emergency Excuse Printer
No excuse generated yet. This is brave but unwise.
Wheel Of Blame
The investigation has not started because everyone is denying everything.
Daily Domestic Prophecy
At 19:43, somebody will say "I wasn't asleep, I was resting my eyes."
Council Decisions
The council is offline and blaming traffic.
Current recommendation: act natural and deny knowledge.
Side effects may include sudden blame, fake warnings, and a hostile thermostat inquiry.